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Wednesday, May 21, 2003

Intermission Two

New office. I'm a field guy, but I'm doing some database nonsense at our cozy little office and making a little extra hay on the side. It's a small company and we're all tobacco users.

I thought of this site earlier while I was sitting on the toilet humming "Bring Back That Lovin' Feelin'". I've had lots of hilarious moments I've wanted to record but they've all melted out of my head. There was something abut mayonaise guns at fast food restaurants and families of mice trapped in air ducts, but it's all hazy at the moment.

Go Cubs.
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Tuesday, May 06, 2003

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Index Two

Index One

Tinfoil Viking Science
Complete Tirade


Trepanning The Obese
(Theatre Of Decay #2)
Complete Bizarro


Suicide For Beginners
Complete Despair


Accidental Taxidermist
Part One
Part Two
Part Three


Praying For Ammonia
Complete Heresy


Ultraviolet Incubator
Part One
Part Two
Part Three


Love And Venom
Complete Filth


Indian Demon Science
Complete Splatter


Creeping Momentum
Part One
Part Two


Ed Is Dead
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four


Neopolitan Eucharist
Complete Mischief


Moonshine Rock Zombies
Part One
Part Two


Bear Trap Beatdown
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four


Syringe Gallery
Part One
Part Two


Penny Dreadful
Part One
Part Two
Part Three


Ramshackle Ambush
Part One
Part Two


Exxon Gerber Spill
Complete Paranoia


White Sox Terrorism
Part One
Part Two
Part Three


Ribcage Rumble
Complete Brutality


Cocaine Catapult
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four




Short Fiction Reviews: Shoot Straight You Bastards!
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Sunday, May 04, 2003

Cartoon Bank

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