New office. I'm a field guy, but I'm doing some database nonsense at our cozy little office and making a little extra hay on the side. It's a small company and we're all tobacco users.

I thought of this site earlier while I was sitting on the toilet humming "Bring Back That Lovin' Feelin'". I've had lots of hilarious moments I've wanted to record but they've all melted out of my head. There was something abut mayonaise guns at fast food restaurants and families of mice trapped in air ducts, but it's all hazy at the moment.

Go Cubs.
7:50 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm