Work is brutal, I'm broke, the IRS is after me, my car is about to break down for the last time, I have no clean clothes, I'm constipated, and most of all, depressed.

I'm on my way to the bathtub to go drown myself, but first, I figured I'd let you know my third column has been posted at Dirty Margarita. 2:55 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm