Do you like to drink?

Yes, I mean alcohol.

Of course you do. You lushes. I'm guilty too. Remember that time I lost my pants and danced around with a Chucky doll? You don't? Well, forget I mentioned that. It was a long time ago anyways. Over a year, in fact.

There's a new website that just opened today. If you like collegehumor.com or ebaumsworld.com, this is a site for you.

Dirty Margarita is the home of the drunk dial. Call the number and leave a message, and it'll post as an audio file immediately to the website. The first drunk dial contest winner will receive a free 1 year FARK.com membership, worth $60. There will also be telephone karaoke contests coming soon.

Check out the drink recipe database. Pick out the types of liquor on your shelf, and dirtymargarita.com will give you a list of cocktails to create with the ingredients you have available.

Dirty Margarita accepts drunk videos, too! Send yours! Check out those already posted for a belly laugh.

Full service messageboards for conversations and insults are present, and finally...

I'm writing a weekly column for the site. Naturally, these will be about drinks, drinkers, and places that serve drinks. My first two columns are already posted.

Get sauced up and point your browser to Dirtymargarita.com

Thanks,
Steve 12:04 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm