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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Shameless Promotion

Do you like to drink?

Yes, I mean alcohol.

Of course you do. You lushes. I'm guilty too. Remember that time I lost my pants and danced around with a Chucky doll? You don't? Well, forget I mentioned that. It was a long time ago anyways. Over a year, in fact.

There's a new website that just opened today. If you like or, this is a site for you.

Dirty Margarita is the home of the drunk dial. Call the number and leave a message, and it'll post as an audio file immediately to the website. The first drunk dial contest winner will receive a free 1 year membership, worth $60. There will also be telephone karaoke contests coming soon.

Check out the drink recipe database. Pick out the types of liquor on your shelf, and will give you a list of cocktails to create with the ingredients you have available.

Dirty Margarita accepts drunk videos, too! Send yours! Check out those already posted for a belly laugh.

Full service messageboards for conversations and insults are present, and finally...

I'm writing a weekly column for the site. Naturally, these will be about drinks, drinkers, and places that serve drinks. My first two columns are already posted.

Get sauced up and point your browser to

12:04 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm


March 22, 2006 9:06 AM, Anonymous red said...

pretty funny site... probably funnier if i were...drunk. good idea, though... i'm a habitual drunk dial offender.

March 22, 2006 11:16 AM, Blogger karen gsteiger said...

LOL on your tiki bar story! I know exactly where that friends and I wind up there on occasion. I usually don't go too nuts there because man, if you had a hangover on all those super-sugary drinks, you would be one miserable sod the next day. In fact, it's probably all the fruity syrupy goodness that will make you sicker than the actual alcohol content.

But I'm a fan of the coconutty drinks myself...the Ko-ko-mo and the Chief's Calabash in particular. ;)

March 23, 2006 2:14 PM, Blogger Lostinspace said...

did you say a telephone karaoke contest?!!!!

i'm in.

March 25, 2006 3:23 PM, Blogger The Everglades said...


I'm on it. Thanks for the link to your articles. You're a total pro at this type of content and I anticipate I'll learn a thing or two from you. I'm heading up to my brother's 22nd bday party tonight, and he lives in a frat house, so I'll need a bit of brushing up.


March 28, 2006 7:20 AM, Anonymous red said...

I know you're a busy man now, Steve...but i'm still anxious to know what's up with Elmer?????


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