My fifth column is up at Dirty Margarita. This time, strippers.

Did I tell you I titled the column to refer to a bucket of alcohol slop, remainders from the bottoms of glasses and bottles left unfinished? Pour it all together; serve it to the desperate ones. That stuff.

Did I also tell you I found a slang dictionary entry online that says a slush bucket is a fat girl's pussy? Isn't that awesome? 6:15 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm