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Monday, April 18, 2005

A Brief History

I was a filthy child that loved to roll around in dirt and put insects in jars. (Mid-Eighties)

I spent a lot of time in my folks' garage drinking gin and smoking pot. I didn't learn to drive until I was 22, about a year after this. I took many things very seriously, as evidenced by the douchebag ponytail and the earnest Nader/LaDuke campaign pin. (December 2000)

My birthday dinner last Saturday, two days early. Posing with my wonderful mother.
8:38 AM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm


April 18, 2005 9:04 AM, Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

I'm out to lunch until Wednesday.

April 18, 2005 9:20 AM, Blogger Anonysis said...


April 18, 2005 9:41 AM, Blogger Bookfraud said...

happy freakin' birthday! nice pics. nice to know that despite all of your wonderful bile, you're a normal person, sort of. my kinda guy. like the superman shirt, works for you.

April 18, 2005 10:01 AM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...


April 18, 2005 10:07 AM, Blogger clothosfate said...

I remember those superman shirts... so cute. Sorry, not exactly the kind o comment you were looking for maybe, but I'll say it again... you look SO CUTE! As a kid too.... lol ;p

April 18, 2005 2:17 PM, Blogger Floyd said...

Happy Birthday! You seem to maturing nicely.

April 18, 2005 2:17 PM, Blogger Floyd said...

Happy Birthday! You seem to maturing nicely. (And no, I don't know what I mean by that - just seemed to be the thing to say)

April 18, 2005 4:03 PM, Blogger Stace said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Nice pics. And the pic of you being a kid, you didn't look to filthy so I guess your mother did a good job.

April 18, 2005 4:24 PM, Blogger Lostinspace said...

Thanks for posting up the pics. Your kid one is adorable. And, of course, happy birthday to you. Hope this upcoming year will be awesome. Cheers.

April 18, 2005 4:32 PM, Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

Swell pic. You appear to be only half as iniquitous and depraved as I had you pictured. You're out to lunch until Wednesday? I had you figured as out to lunch every day. But whatever works for you, Mr. Funny.

April 18, 2005 11:54 PM, Blogger Latigo Flint said...

You're a sexy man Steve (even with the douchebag ponytail). Where the hell are the pictures of Elijah Snow?!

April 19, 2005 9:29 AM, Blogger Kerouaced said...

Dear God, you had long hair too. I think I've burned all images of myself with tangled weed like hair that spun down to my waist...

April 19, 2005 11:21 AM, Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

Oops, I forgot to come over and say happy birthday. You're a lot cleaner now, I see. Can't wait for the drunk birthday post.

April 19, 2005 11:22 AM, Blogger simpleton said...

Happy birthday, cool post.

April 19, 2005 5:09 PM, Blogger Isabella said...

Happy birthday one day late!

Have i mentioned that i am blog-writing-love with you? And that means something, because you are one of only a handful, you know. You're special to me.

Seriously, happy, happy birthday. You're effing brills and i wish there was like, a . . oh, i just got an idea . .

April 20, 2005 11:56 AM, Anonymous sarcastrix said...

I would sing, but nobody wants that.

April 21, 2005 2:59 AM, Blogger Mokuyobi said...

awww. I like people who post baby pictures of themselves on the internet :)


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