Tinfoil Viking Science: A Brief History

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Monday, April 18, 2005

A Brief History

I was a filthy child that loved to roll around in dirt and put insects in jars. (Mid-Eighties)

I spent a lot of time in my folks' garage drinking gin and smoking pot. I didn't learn to drive until I was 22, about a year after this. I took many things very seriously, as evidenced by the douchebag ponytail and the earnest Nader/LaDuke campaign pin. (December 2000)

My birthday dinner last Saturday, two days early. Posing with my wonderful mother.

8:38 AM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm

14 Comments:

April 18, 2005 9:04 AM, Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...: I'm out to lunch until Wednesday.
April 18, 2005 9:41 AM, Bookfraud said...: happy freakin' birthday! nice pics. nice to know that despite all of your wonderful bile, you're a normal person, sort of. my kinda guy. like the superman shirt, works for you.
April 18, 2005 10:07 AM, clothosfate said...: I remember those superman shirts... so cute. Sorry, not exactly the kind o comment you were looking for maybe, but I'll say it again... you look SO CUTE! As a kid too.... lol ;p
April 18, 2005 2:17 PM, Floyd said...: Happy Birthday! You seem to maturing nicely.
April 18, 2005 2:17 PM, Floyd said...: Happy Birthday! You seem to maturing nicely. (And no, I don't know what I mean by that - just seemed to be the thing to say)
April 18, 2005 4:03 PM, Stace said...: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Nice pics. And the pic of you being a kid, you didn't look to filthy so I guess your mother did a good job.
April 18, 2005 4:24 PM, Lostinspace said...: Thanks for posting up the pics. Your kid one is adorable. And, of course, happy birthday to you. Hope this upcoming year will be awesome. Cheers.
April 18, 2005 4:32 PM, OldHorsetailSnake said...: Swell pic. You appear to be only half as iniquitous and depraved as I had you pictured. You're out to lunch until Wednesday? I had you figured as out to lunch every day. But whatever works for you, Mr. Funny.
April 18, 2005 11:54 PM, Latigo Flint said...: You're a sexy man Steve (even with the douchebag ponytail). Where the hell are the pictures of Elijah Snow?!
April 19, 2005 9:29 AM, Kerouaced said...: Dear God, you had long hair too. I think I've burned all images of myself with tangled weed like hair that spun down to my waist...
April 19, 2005 11:21 AM, Cindy-Lou said...: Oops, I forgot to come over and say happy birthday. You're a lot cleaner now, I see. Can't wait for the drunk birthday post.
April 19, 2005 11:22 AM, Ray Nolan said...: Happy birthday, cool post.
April 19, 2005 5:09 PM, Isabella said...: Happy birthday one day late!

Have i mentioned that i am blog-writing-love with you? And that means something, because you are one of only a handful, you know. You're special to me.

Seriously, happy, happy birthday. You're effing brills and i wish there was like, a . . oh, i just got an idea . .
April 20, 2005 11:56 AM, Anonymous said...: I would sing, but nobody wants that.