I got a bad haircut. My head looks funny, like I'm wearing a hat much too small for me.

I'm going to shave it bald tonight. I've never been bald before. So much for Elvis. My sideburns will have to go, too. I really liked those. Everyone here is telling me to wait and let it grow back out a little, but I am going shave it anyways.

I'm nervous. I hope I don't have a lumpy head. I know I will be rubbing it a lot. Maybe I'll be a penis for Halloween.

Either that or Daddy Warbucks from Annie.
4:54 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm