A cute woman representing the Raddison hotel came to the front desk today with literature and rates for the hotel. She also brought a complimentary gift.

It's green plastic cookie cutter, Christmas tree shaped. It has the Raddison's addresses and phone numbers on it. What is the thinking on this promotional item? I suppose next time I'm baking sugar cookies, and using my trusty cookie cutter, I'll think Raddison.

I put it in the cafeteria with a sign that says in brown capital block letters "free cookie cutter! have fun! impress your neighbors!"

I'll bet it's gone already.

Or just maybe, I'll get lucky and some women will fight over it. I've always wanted to take bets on a post-menopausal catfight.
5:50 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm