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Friday, April 01, 2005

I Mean It

9:42 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm


April 01, 2005 10:01 PM, Blogger simpleton said...


April 01, 2005 10:09 PM, Blogger Wino McHackenpuke said...

I don't believe you.

April 02, 2005 12:49 AM, Blogger Latigo Flint said...

"I mean it... hearty ham soup is frickin' yummy!!!"

April 02, 2005 12:11 PM, Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

Hold me, I'm frightened.

April 02, 2005 12:24 PM, Blogger Stace said...

What exactly do you mean? You are turning me on. MUST STOP LOOKING DEEP INTO YOUR EYES. :)

April 02, 2005 1:10 PM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...

i umm. just wanna be right after cindy and stace on your comments.

i worship those girls, yo.

April 02, 2005 2:08 PM, Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I don't know about eye color. "Brown with envy" just doesn't do much for me.

April 02, 2005 3:20 PM, Blogger Wino McHackenpuke said...

Rocket, I'm glad you're up for contributing to The Handsomes. The other members seem to have lost interest.

But... do you know how to allow for another person to post? I don't. *Shrug*

April 02, 2005 7:29 PM, Blogger Lostinspace said...

i think i prefer your much smaller shot. i find this one slightly disturbing.

April 03, 2005 1:15 PM, Blogger Wino McHackenpuke said...

Bottle Rocket - I didn't get your last e-mail, and I guess I need your e-mail address to add you to the list of contributors.

e-mail me at ASAP

April 03, 2005 6:11 PM, Blogger Mister Jinxy said...

You look like Rasputin.

April 04, 2005 10:01 AM, Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Simpleton, yes. Absolutely.

Wino, don't trifle with me. I am hellbent.

Latigo: Hmm. Yes. Yes, it is.

Cindy Lou, I don't mean to scare you. Just because I'm clenching my jaw and bugging my eyes out doesn't mean I'M CRAZY or anything. I actually took this picture last Christmas Eve while goofing with my older sister's camera.

Anastacia, I knew you'd be mine if I could get you to stop blinking and start staring. :)

LostInSpace, I try.

Jinxy, thank you! I think. Retired blogger Wyatt Junker said I look like a thyroid case in this picture. It was my profile pic in January. I still don't know what the thyroid gland does. I'm off to look it up.

April 04, 2005 10:50 AM, Anonymous sarcastrix said...

Wow. My confusion entertains me greatly. I misread these comments as captions for the photo. I think Cindy Lou's is the best so far.

I can almost hear you speaking those words as you gaze intently at the camera, longing for somebody to take you up on it. And I almost promise not to give you a funny voice in my head.


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