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Friday, January 07, 2005

Crossover Drugs

Work has been hectic due to the departure of our closed circuit camera expert, so we've all panicked. We're hopping around like those proverbial decapitated chickens. Combine that with no cigarettes, and I've been gibbering like a monkey under shock torture resistance experimentation. When anybody asks me a question I talk for five minutes straight without a breath and explain the origin of the universe to help give my answer context.

No, I won't tell YOU the origin of the universe. It's a secret.

It's like using cocaine, except I get intermissions. Jibber jabber yada yada this that, pause for thirty minutes. Repeat. No nose problems, either, alhough shortness of breath and a flushed face are natural side effects of longwinded oxygen deprivation syndrome. I'm hyperventilating just typing this. My keyboard is crying.

So..... there are these machines. They combine hot water and powder to make syrup drinks at gas stations. French vanilla capuccino. Hot chocolate. Pumpkin spice. I found one today that makes hot liquid toasted marshmallow. I think the intention is that you pour a little at the top of your hot chocolate. Not me. I got a 20 oz. cup of pure toasted marshmallow.

I think it made me deranged.
6:06 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm


January 09, 2005 11:01 AM, Blogger Kerouaced said...

Good stuff. Keep up the writing.

January 10, 2005 11:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Travis! I read, Can you see I was here! Remember the girl who showed up late to the party on Saturday?!?
Jessica,, u know the one who took the crown of ur head?!?!? Take care. . . . .

January 10, 2005 11:44 AM, Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

I see you! I'll send an email.

March 27, 2014 8:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What party was I taking crowns of ppls heads


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