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While watching Wild on E!, I could swear that her voice was too deep and that her jawline too sturdy for her to have been born a woman. I wonder if she had the chop done, or if she has a kangaroo pouch to tuck her giblets into. There's certainly no gear visible through that leotard. Maybe it's detatchable and she's got it put away in her Vegas showgirl peacock headdress.

Bill Gates has an underwater sound system in the pool at his home. He also has a tree in the middle of his driveway that's monitored electronicly to keep it properly hydrated. He's a perfectionist and all the wood on his walls has no knots in it, and he has 104 electricians on staff to tear down walls and add electrical outlets whenever he moves an appliance. There are never any unused outlets in the house.

Wayne is on the phone again. He's calling for the 5th time and demands to speak with the President. Supposedly they go "way back."

Advertising agencies are paying starving artists to tattoo company logos on their foreheads.
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