One of the most gastrointestinally challenging foods I eat is White Castle jalapano cheesburgers. Those little puppies come in a briefcase of 30 for about 20 dollars. I can eat between 5-10 at one time, but the side effects are humbling. They make gas, and lots of it.

I reheat them in the oven at 350 degrees, and the entire kitchen and part of the hallway smell like them for the rest of the day. When you combine that with the silder poops and the slider farts, my kitchen and bathroom smell exactly the same, except for the tint of mouthwash to the smell of the bathroom.

I think it's the onions.
1:08 AM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm