It has been brought to my attention that you would like to know why crackheads steal antennas.
They do this to smoke crack. The best way to do it, in my experience, is to take a section of antenna and stuff some steel wool into one end. You may want to wrap your crack rock in the wool so that i won't fall out and leave you jonesing. When you smoke the crack, it will liquefy and a wispy steam-like smoke will emerge to coke up your lungs and nerve endings.

Once you stop shaking, you pull the wool out and flip it over. This prevents the liquefied crack from running down the antenna, thereby cutting down on wasted crack. It also helps keep your mouth clean, especially if you're using a really short antenna stick.

I do not recommend or endorse this product or activity.
6:45 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm