Tinfoil Viking Science: Brains/Grits

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Brains/Grits

Family Reunion Rave Party

Break time for a little while. I'm heading up to northern Wisconsin for several days. My fate there will probably include dysentary, bleeding orifices, delerium, and execution by gunshot to the back of the head. I wish to be cremated. I want banjo music at the funeral and cheap bourbon to be served.

If, by chance, I return, you may hear from me next week.

10:33 AM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm

4 Comments:

August 29, 2006 11:00 AM, Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...: Yes, I am being a whiny melodramatic cunt. Yes, this is a joke.

I am a shitheel:

Cirle Yes or No
August 29, 2006 12:06 PM, ginger said...: I'll circle no for now, but further investigation is warranted.
August 31, 2006 1:36 PM, Anonymous said...: Dude, what perfect timing-I've been practicing my banjo! SUHWEET!
September 06, 2006 10:53 AM, Anonymous said...: Hi Botts,

I've just started a fun little site and I was hoping you'd be interested in contributing (whenever you have the time)...
http://sixsentences.blogspot.com/

Check out "Writer’s Guidelines" and "Formatting" for the full scoop. It's just getting underway - I hope it starts to spread!

Looking forward to hearing from you...

Best,
Ivy

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