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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Chemlawn For The Soul

My favorite internet writer has returned after a lengthy hiatus. You can go read at:

More recent stuff is on the blindwino front page, but you should start there, in his gargantuan archive. I bought his book and it kicked my ass into a square. He even wrote "Steve, Crucify The Retarded!" on the title page for me.

Thanks to people posting links to me. All this attention is making my eyes bleed, but in a good way. Kae Williams, ManNMotion, Anastacia, Wyatt Junker, TBlue, thanks you guys. I don't blogroll on my sidebar (I'll figure that out later) so this is the best I can do in return. (Kae) (Anastacia) (TBlue)

I read a shitload of blogs to help me slack off all day. I find them by using the next blog button, clicking on items in my profile to see who else chose them, or through

Chicago photoblogs I like:

Do me a favor and post your favorites, or even your writing, in my comments here. I need more entertainment. When work is slow I find myself visitng the same sites two and three times a day hoping desperately for new entries.

6:39 PM - Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm


February 03, 2005 7:49 PM, Blogger daniel said...

Some good blogs in that list!!!

spending some time in the cage helps pass the day:

If you are after some tall timbers, then baby girl provides:

And you've already listed the junker.

I waste my time by posting inane drivel, so feel free to waste your time too,

February 03, 2005 8:29 PM, Blogger Stace said...

hahahaha, you go back and forth throughout the day. . . . SO DO I!!! Seriously quit tryin' to be like me!!! ;-) Either way, I linked all the people I read but normally go to others and check their links, I am a sneaky bitch what can I say?

February 03, 2005 10:38 PM, Blogger Tech Girl said...

Hey thanks for the post. I hope I get some traffic. I feel so alone in this blog world. :)

February 04, 2005 1:32 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Yeah man. I kill untold hours blogging, too. I wish I could set up a blogroll thingy because I've found some kick-ass blogs. I see you go to most of them, too.

February 04, 2005 1:34 AM, Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Anywhere near Tinley Park? I'm from there.

February 04, 2005 9:25 AM, Blogger ~kimberly~ said...

Okay, i stopped by via reference from Wyatt dont let me down, or, ill have to climb out from my cornstalks in Nebraska, hitch hike with some stranger (God I hope he is hot, i could stand to "get some") to Illinois and beat you with a blowpop! You're linked now Tiger! :)

February 04, 2005 9:47 AM, Blogger Scott B said...

February 04, 2005 10:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, thanks for the mention.

here's a couple good blogs to visit:


February 04, 2005 11:17 AM, Blogger ~kimberly~ said...


February 04, 2005 12:44 PM, Blogger ty bluesmith said...

I go to the same sites all day long as well. It's cool to see that others are just as trapped in this soup as I am. Do you read the hot librarian?

And thanks for the mention. Seeing tblue up in lights made me tingle.

February 04, 2005 1:55 PM, Blogger Bookfraud said...

Blindwino is great. so are the others. thank god you are there to do the surfing for us. A real public service. plus you have time to write your cool shit. but cut down on the booze, eh? If Walter Payton's (the greatest Chicago athlete of all time, to hell with you jordan) liver can go, yours can too.

i made the cut! i can die! thanks. you rock.

February 04, 2005 2:21 PM, Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Thanks everybody! My bookmarks have a scroll bar now. I am visiting each one listed here.

Yes, I now read the Hot Librarian. No, I didn't before you mentioned it.

Tinley Park is a southwest suburb, I'm in a northwest suburb, so yeah, sorta close. I go to outdoor concerts there sometimes.

I drink on Mondays and Thursdays. Weekends optional.

Walter Payton is my favorite NFL player ever. He was my hero when I was 6. I had Bears scarves and hats and still have a kindergarden assignment I wrote about the Spuerbowl Team after they crushed the Rams in the playoffs.

February 04, 2005 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is one I took an entire day to read because it was so good.

February 07, 2005 9:19 AM, Blogger P/O said...

hey, thanks for the link! i'm going to set up a links section on mine one of these days, and will definitely stick a link to you on there.

February 10, 2005 8:41 PM, Anonymous Shawna Mooney said...

If you haven't heard of Dooce then you don't know nunthin. As good as Smartypants, but in a different way:

Also, this broad is so cute and sexy and writes the funniest shit, posting probably 5 days a week, if you need a fix:

That's pretty much all I read. Wish there were more.


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